Interviews

  • Building Engineer
  • Ms. Mundt
  • Nosy Neighbor
  • Eric "Bones" Baumgartner
  • Ben "Low-Down" Loh
  • Josh "Sticky-Fingers" Radinsky
  • William "Big Bad Bill" Sandoval
  • Moe
  • Radinsky's Wife
  • Loh's Mom

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    Radinsky

    Where were you last night?
    Radinksy -- I was with my wife scraping paint off of my bathroom walls.
    Yeah, right.
    Honest, Officer, I was! Ask her!
    So I suppose that's where you got that black eye from? Paint falling off the walls?
    Oh that, he he..., I fell off the ladder.
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    Radinsky's Wife

    Were you with your husband last night?
    Wife -- Yeah, he was with me.
     And what were you doing?
    Making Halloween costumes.
    It's OK, you can tell me.
    No, really, we were.
    Ma'am, this is an urgent police matter. Do you want to tell me what you were doing, or do I have to drag you into the station?
    Yeah, you go ahead and try to drag me in.  I got connections, you know.
    Well, your husband says that he was scraping the paint off the walls or something...
    He was. He was also making costumes with me. You satisfied now? Can I go?
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    Sandoval

    Where were you last night?
    Sandoval -- I was with Bones over at Moe's having a couple of drinks.  Just ask Moe.
    When?  At what time?
    Sandoval -- I don't know...I think I was there at about 10:30 or so watching the surfing finals.
     
     
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    Baumgartner

    Where were you last night?
    Baumgartner -- I was hanging out at Moe's.
    What time were you there?
    Baumgartner -- Beats me. I don't remember.
    Word on the street is that you have some hot property that you're trying to dump?
    Baumgartner -- Just rumors. How much did you pay the guy? I'm clean.
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    Moe

    Were Sandoval and Baumgartner here last night?
    Moe -- Heck, I don't know.  These guys here are regulars, you know?  They always seem to be here.  It gets so's I can't tell no more.
    When are they usually here?
    Moe -- Well, Big Bad straggles in whenever he gets a chance.  Bones there always shows up at 10:30 pm on the dot, just in time to catch the Simpsons, and he doesn't leave until I kick him out when we close at 2 am.
    But you're not sure if they were here yesterday?
    Moe -- Oh wait a minute, I can check their tabs. Since they're both regulars, I let them keep a running tab. Let's see here...Looks like Bones had his usual cider. No sign of Big Bad though. He may have paid in cash, which he does sometimes, but as far as I know there's no record of him yesterday in my accounts.
    One more question, Mr. Moe, and we won't bother you any more.
    Moe -- It's alright, Officer. I'm happy to cooperate. Those poor kids.
    How many televisions do you have in your bar?
    Moe -- One. Right up here behind the counter.
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    Loh

    Where were you last night?
    Loh -- I was home watching TV.
    What was on?
    Loh -- Uh...I was watching the X-files.
    And what time was that?
    Loh -- Uh...I think it was at 10 or 11.
    Do you have anybody who can verify your whereabouts?
    Loh -- Well...uh...I called my Mom last night.
    Nice computer you got there.
    Loh -- Oh yeah, I just got it. It's got great games.
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    Loh's Mom

    Did your son call you last night?
    Mom -- What's wrong, Officer? He's not in trouble again, is he? I told him he needs to get a real job.
    Ma'am, we need to know. Did he call you last night?
    No, he didn't call me.  He never calls me.
     
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    Building Engineer

    Did you see anything unusual last night?
    Building Engineer -- I saw a tall suspicious-looking character lurking around the trash bins last night around 8 pm.  Everything looked fine when I left.  I always go around and check all of the classrooms right before I leave.  I left at my usual time, 9:30 pm.
    And you didn't see anything?  Anything at all?
    Well, I guess there was this weird thing last night -- I had just thrown out one of my ladders last night because it was beginning to crack.  But I noticed that a couple of rungs on the ladder were actually broken this morning.
    But the ladder worked?
    Yeah, basically.  I mean I used it just yesterday, but then I noticed the cracks so I decided that the last thing I needed was another broken neck, so I threw it out.
    And so it supported you just fine?
    Yeah, I mean, I'm only about 180 lbs. on  a good day, unless my wife cooks some of her famous brats.  If she cooks those, then I can weigh as much as 190 lbs after I'm finished with dinner.
    And did she cook last night?
    Nah, we had Thai take out.
     
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    Ms. Mundt

    Did you see anything unusual last night?
    Ms. Mundt -- I was here in the classroom last night setting up my classroom for this week, and the computers were definitely here then.  I probably left around 10 pm.
    No, I didn't notice anything unusual, and I didn't see anybody.
     
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    Nosy Neighbor

    Did you see anything unusual last night?
    Neighbor -- Those durn kids!  They're always getting in trouble.  Yeah, I called last night.  Someone was making a racket over by the trash bins.  I thought it was them 'possums at first, but it was too big to be a possum, you know?  And then of course, I heard these two fellas yelling and screaming at each other, and that's when I called you guys.
    So it says here in our log that you called at 10:52 pm? Is that right?
    Yeah, I guess so. If that's what it says, that's when I called.
    So you heard yelling and screaming? Was there anything else? Did you see these two? Can you describe them to me? What were they fighting about?
    It was kinda dark, you know, so I couldn't really make out what they looked like. I thought maybe one of them needed to go to the bathroom or something, because I kept hearing them yell "my bladder this" "my bladder that." Oh yeah, and they seemed to be doing some kind of strange dance around what looked like a couple of large broomsticks.

     
     
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